You Can Feel Confident In Shitty Clothing. Just Choose To. Experiment With It.

I adorned myself in brown dress shoes. And that’s it.

Just kidding!

Blue neon basketball shorts gripped my waist.  A green-black plaided shirt flapped loosely in the breeze from my torso.

Now. I doubt you’re fashion-minded, Bill. So. This might seem irrelevevant to you.

But I assure you. It’s not.

I’ve been spending 15 minutes each morning freaking out over what clothes to wear. By wearing this… I challenged that habit.

“What the fuck are you wearing?” said one of my coworkers.

Yeah. It was that bad.

Bye.

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