eLance is my fucking BITCH hahaha (Task 64 Completed!)

Can you describe the number one productivity killer now? If you can’t, then keep reading to find out.

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Because we enjoy details so much, I’m going to skip exactly that–because I’m fucking tired (as we all can be at times).

Having successfully submitted 10 different proposals for the Writing & Translation category on eLance, I’m swimming without a business plan here in addition to getting fucked on a 13 hour job that pays $29.97.

Though I’m extremely happy with the results (especially the resulting learning), I’m just in severe need of respite. It was almost like doing a full day of canvassing, door-to-door selling, online.

Hey, it’s not every day that we do something as transformational and integrity-bound as we’ve seen today–so come back and we’ll chat tomorrow by noon, alright?

Yes? Really?? Awesome! We’ll talk then!

Your Brother From Another Mother,

Aaron Bell

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